i wrote you a love poem:

Lisa's feeling boobyish?
Fred's making it stand.

If performance anxiety is what you want,
get more than just e-mail this January.

beware, the enlargement breasts,
though making out, are less than they seam.
too small is unavoidable!
still, some rods are over 9 inches.

re: she likes you
me: she relay lieks me?

open today. so grow a pair. a fruit rolls up to a bar,
long, soft ones? only in silver. Virgins pecking,
"Can i take your order?"

non-stop flights & free commercial radio,
making her come at your fingertips.

Surely your chicks don't stray too far from the curb.
Blow bigger, with bazooka-joe's, today!