Poet for hire

I am working on some inspiration to give to this gentleman. But lacking inspiration myself, I'm seeking submissions.

rowell DOT jamesAT gmail.com
subject:poetforhire

Think Oulipo meets the Fluxus workbook.

Proposition
Make a salad.

Constraint
you can't use the letter e

...I'm also seeking donations...
PAYPAL[coming soon]

http://www.thing.net/~grist/ld/fluxus.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oulipo#Constraints